Career Transition Timeline Generator

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Escaping from

Heading towards

Study hours per week — 5 Realistic. This is the honest answer for most people.

Life mode

Your age (optional)

Optimism level

SLIPPED

Your estimate-

Revised estimate-

Scope creep-

What happened along the way

The part that is not a joke. Most real transitions land somewhere between 18 months and 3 years. Almost every delay above is something done to you, not by you — the field moving, a filter rejecting you, a reorg you did not vote for. The people who get there are not the ones who avoided the slippage. They are the ones who were still going after it.

Satire, obviously. Not career advice, not a prediction, and not a reason to stop.